Song by Sammy Kershaw
| G | D |
| Settin' at a tiny table in a ritzy restau | rant, She was starin' at her coffee cup, |
| G | |
| He was tryin' to keep his courage up while 'plying | booze. |
| G | D |
| The talk was small when they talked at all they both | knew what they want. |
| G | |
| They were old enough to start without it and keep it | smooth. |
| B | Em | C | |
| She said, " | You don't look like my | type but I guess you'll | do." |
| G | D | G |
| Third rate romance, | low rent rendez | vous. |
| B | Em | C | |
| He said, " | I'll even tell you that I | love you if you want me | to." |
| G | D | G |
| Third rate romance, | low rent rendez | vous. |
| Interlude | G | D | G |
| G | D |
| When they left the bar, they got in his car and they | drove away. |
| G | |
| He drove to the Family Inn, She didn't even have to pretend she didn't know what | for. |
| D | |
| Then he went to the desk and made his request while she | waited outside. |
| G | |
| When he came back with the key, she said give it to me and I'll unlock the | door. |
| B | Em | C | |
| She kept sayin', " | I've never really done this kind of | thing before, have | you?" |
| G | D | G |
| Third rate romance, | low rent rendez | vous. |
| B | Em | C | |
| He said, " | Yes I have, but | only a time or | two." |
| G | D | G |
| Third rate romance, | low rent rendez | vous. |