written by Mel Knoblett
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| I found a p | lace in Alabama I t | hought I might make a new f | riend. |
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| I p | ulled up to the barn and owner kindly let me i | n. |
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| I paid 4 | 00 dollars and 3 | 7 cents, |
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| But a | ll that readin' didn't m | ake much s | ense. |
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| Dog | gies for Dummies was q | uite a bit to compre | hend. |
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| Well, I p | ut her in the Jeep and we h | eaded down 4 | 9. |
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| There was some w | ater in a jug, but ameneties were border l | ine. |
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| The f | irst thing she did when I put her in b | ed, |
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| Was c | hew up my sheets and p | iss on my head. |
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| T | rouble Makin' Zoey's gonna m | ake me hit that w | ine. |
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| Well, she d | one me a favor when she m | ade me a new air | way. |
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| When she ch | ewed out the crotch of my favorite camo P | Js. |
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| I thought the p | reparation H was gonna d | o her in, |
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| But the she a | te the business end of a u | sed de | pends, |
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| T | rouble Makin' Zoey's gonna h | ave to change her w | ays. |
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| Well, she d | on't pretend to even t | ry to help me pay my b | ills. |
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| With her v | et expenses you'd think I lived in Beverly H | ills. |
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| Be | lieve me I know she's got alot to l | earn, |
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| I need to f | ind a way to get her on my t | ax return. |
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| T | rouble Makin' Zoey's ain't l | ivin' her life with no f | rills. |
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| I d | on't know why I got her, she's a pain in the neck |
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| But she can s | tay longer, I mean what the heck |
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| If I did | n't have her I would probably live to regret |
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| T | rouble Makin' Zoey is my b | est pet y | et. |