by The Beatles
| Intro | Dm | 4x |
| Dm |
| Here come old flat top, he come grooving up slowly, |
| Dm |
| He got Joo Joo eyeball, he one holy roller |
| A7 | |
| He got | hair down to his knee; |
| G7 |
| Got to be a joker, he just do what he please. |
| Interlude | Dm | 4x |
| Dm |
| He wear no shoe shine, he got toe jam football |
| Dm |
| He got monkey finger, he shoot coca cola |
| A7 | |
| He say, | "I know you, you know me." |
| G7 |
| One thing I can tell you is you got to be free |
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| Interlude | Dm | 4x |
| Dm |
| He bag production, he got walrus gumboot |
| Dm |
| He got Ono sideboard, he one spinal cracker |
| A7 | |
| He got | feet down below his knee |
| G7 |
| Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease |
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| Interlude | Dm | 2x |
| Instrumental | Dm | 4x | A | 4x | Dm | 2x |
| Dm |
| He roller coaster, he got early warning |
| Dm |
| He got muddy water, he one mojo filter |
| A7 | |
| He say, | "One and one and one is three." |
| G7 |
| Got to be good looking 'cause he so hard to see |
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| Interlude | Dm | 4x |
| Dm |
| ......... |